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10 Things Not To Say During Or After Sex
Sex, the sensuous art of sharing yourself turns into a total let-down after saying or hearing the wrong words. Here are 10 things not to say during or after sex.
- “Marie” when her name is “Anna” or "Bill" when his name is "Kevin" Say the wrong name anywhere and anytime but during sex? This is a definite no-no. Women are extremely sensitive and this will send them through the roof and out. A man, on the other hand, deals with ego, so saying his name wrong during or after sex is damaging. Know your partners very, very well before engaging in sex.
- “You wanna get married?” Popping the question while on top and nearing orgasm is not the nicest either. Chances are, you are going to get either a big slap. Proposing marriage during sex does not spell romance.
- “Why does your penis look like that?” Girls, this is simply a no-no. The penis is a man’s ego. He holds on to this like it is his own statue, his pride. Let it do what it is supposed to do!
- "Can we turn off the lights instead?” Saying this during sex means you saw something you didn’t like. Ouch!
- “It’d be nice to have a blue ceiling, or maybe cream?” Here’s a big pinch for you! Sex is a highly engaging activity. Focus! Don’t mind the crack in the ceiling. But if you really get bored, gather your act together and pretend you’re not.
- “What time is it?” What do you care! It’s not saying, “have sex like there is no tomorrow”, but it is sex! Do not rush. What happens after is the least of your concern. Relax and enjoy the moment together.
- “Let’s get this over with” Remember Miranda in Sex and the City, when she blurted this out to Steve? Yes, it ended up with Steve having an affair!
- “You are much better than my ex!” Okay, so this might sound like a compliment but it isn’t. Comparing is a cruel ego killer. Comparing your present to somebody in the past means you still have hang ups.
- “Did we use a condom?” This is serious offense. For guys, do not take advantage of girls, especially drunk ones! This is your responsibility. And women, always insist on protection. The condom not only protects you from getting pregnant but from STDs too. Be aware!
- “ZZZZZZZ”. Sleeping during sex is a major offense. Sex is not the best time for a nap. Do it after, when both are satisfied. Cuddling is the best sex-ender!
Better kissing = better sex.
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